You know, Mecha Panda was actually named after a song. Yesterday I got a CD involving a cover of it, which means I got a copy of the lyrics to read over! Here's my translation...

MECHA PANDA: doesn't eat bamboo
MECHA PANDA: has huge electric wires
MECHA PANDA: buzzes with electricity
MECHA PANDA: his power source is unknown

MECHA PANDA: has black & white spots
MECHA PANDA: has tin fur
MECHA PANDA: is super white
MECHA PANDA: has laser eyes

In a super freak show right beside the zoo,
he's bored today and bored tomorrow too
a casual 9 to 5 with no customers...

MECHA PANDA: two times 100 yen
MECHA PANDA: is friends with an elephant
MECHA PANDA: born in the Showa Era
MECHA PANDA: panda stamp!

MECHA PANDA: is still going strong
MECHA PANDA: all the kids love him
MECHA PANDA: knows loads of tricks
MECHA PANDA: makes a melody when ridden

Kids dream of him, but when he turns around, the paint on his back is peeling off...
Will he stay on active duty tomorrow, in the year 2001?

That's
PANDA! PANDA! PANDA! PANDA! MECHA!
PANDA! PANDA! PANDA! PANDA! MECHA!